"Hi, Can I help you?" "No, I just waited in line for 15 minutes to say hi."

yet another facebook group that invokes hate within everyone except the socially retarded and abscent minded has hit the net waves. "Hi, Can I help you?" "No, just waited in line for 15 minutes to say hi." is the most recent offender and by far one of the worst. so far i have seen 6 people join this group. all 6 of them are officially assholes. imagine if you will that you are at your job. your job is at mcdonalds. it is at around peak mcdonalds customer time (so about 6 or 7 or something i don't fucking know) and there is a big fat line. you have to serve all these people and give them a satisfactry level of service. this includes having a nice smile on your face and politely addressing customers because if your don't do this the boss will fire you and you'll have no money to buy all that porn you want. now imagine during peak mcdonalds customer time, some self rightous snot-nosed desmond fuckstick is your next customer in line. you say: "Hi, Can I help you?" then the little cunt says: "No, I just waited in line for 15 minutes to say hi."
i honestly don't care whos watching, i'll jump over the register, pin the motherfucker to the ground and take a fucking massive shit in there fucking mouth. then i'll piss up there fucking asshole. not before i get the rest of the mcdonalds crew to lay some fucking bukaki on the motherfucker.
why is it that facebook groups and pages are so emo and just straight up gay? occasionally you might bump into one that isn't gay, very true and possibly unique, but too many are just retarded. this probably won't be the last you'll hear of shitty facebook fanpages and groups here so heed the warnings. Jizzy P out.