Whats Wrong With The World

I was at the pub one time when i met this guy.

Prior to meeting this guy i was prancing around the pub like a drunk little lamb, untill i accidently knocked the beer out of the hands of a heinussly brutal looking dude, a cunt. What was so scarey about this is that the whole pub had some how noticed me knock the beer out of his hands, turn deadly silent when it was in the air, and when the beer smashed all managed to say 'Taxie!'

Straight after this the cunt gave me one of those im gonner pull your eyes out and skull fuck you looks, so i was quick to give him my nearly full pot of draught. The cunt still stared at me, with the same look, even after i payed him back, and this is when i knew i was dealing with a real cunt.

Soon after this i met the guy featured in the photo above. He was a lively, confident and flamboyant charecter, as you may get from the photos. He was a in a deep conversation, discussing the tricks of his trade, hairdressing, with my friend who works at a hairdressing place.

Soon after having a drunk mingle with the guy in the photo, the cunt came up. He said to my hairdressing friend 'Excuse me mate, but i think its about time you gotta hair cut isnt it?'

Instead of puting his tale behind his legs and giving the brute a beer like i did, he said, quite loudly 'Ahhhh.... No, im a proffesional hair dresser and i know whats in and out so far as hair goes because i do this every day and get paid to go to fashion shows to see peoples hair doos. And let me tell you something, my hair is in and your hair is out!'

I thought he was murdered for sure, but the cunt actually was thouroughly shut down, and let out a little grunt, then went over to his mates. After much praise from all of my friends, and people in general around the pub we got back to talking shit.

The cunt then came back, with a smug smile on his face, and said to my hairdressing friend ' Let me tell you somethin'

He looked at every one standing around the pub as if about to get some sort of mass approval 'This is what is wrong with the world'

Now to the cunts suprise and also to the hairdressor's i think, every one standing around him began shouting 'Your whats wrong with the world'

I thought this was fantastic, and it had the cunt walking off with his tale between his legs. To top it off however the hairdressor then yelled at the cunt 'Hahaha, you just got shut down by a faggot, hahaha, time to get a haircut i think!'.

From watching this i only came to one conclusion, the hairdressor was not what is wrong with the world, but he was everything that was right with the world.