fuck COD coming straight from the underground

i am sick of the hideous stinking pile of shit that 'COD'. yes some of you bloody weenies may say "but COD is sick" well let me say that you are gayer than a shaved monkey covered in baby oil with peirced nipples and a tattoo on its back saying "guys give me a blowjob then spew a footlong on my dick." if you haven't heard of 'COD' before than talk to anyone that owns an analsexbox or gaystation. a certain room mate of mine loves the fuckng 'COD' and plays it way too much than perscribed. this wouldn't actually bother me if this certain person didn't own a god forsaken fucking headset now all i fucking hear is "i got a triple keeeell!" and "fucking predator missle" and "UAV shit balls" and "magicdouche861 shot my head off and now my intestines are spewing from where my head was while i shit my spine out my asshole." and so to deal with this i blog like a weenie muffin with nothing to do but jack off over marge simpson. fuck.

Fucking Apollo Bay

What a terrific way to kick start the GNAR season (holidays). I imagined going on a 3 fucking hour bus ride to some gay shit town where everyone watches bad bands play horrible music and check out pre teen sprouters (actually, that last bit is pretty boss) would be fun. My imaginations had decieved me. After a weekend in Apollo Bay 'checkin' the mad vibes', i realised it actually was a 2 and a half hour fucking bus ride. A bit better. Except half the passengers were smoking DMT playing muzz tek on their phones. The only thing that stopped me from necking myself was listening to Kreg's stories of Chap lappin'. And by the way Ludakreg turned 18. Anyway, at the end of it all, it was pretty shit...and a little bit GNARLEY. Also i spewed in my own jumper and on myself. eww.

this is fucking bullshit

Some bored old fucks get really anoyed about jay-walking, usually the three triple oh or bearded bald 60 year old horny freaks.
Well ive got fucking heavy news for all you old cheese dicks, there is a new enemy in the law abiding v j walk-stand off, and you aint gonner get hard over it.
This has all came to me as i have been recently not going to home group. Yes thats right i pulled the weenie mum fed me for breakfast out of my tight ass hole and gulped it down and waged the fuck out of home group......... SO WHAT? as any smart fucker who can do their timetables would have figured out by now, is that in order to wag any old piece of shit you have to not turn up for it; with home group you have to turn up late to school.
So off i went waging homegroup, scratching my balls, beat boxing, the fucking usual when i notice something so disgusting itll make your nipples scream "1Lly!!!". An old man with breasts like over cooked muffins was jay-walking.

Wilst i was trying to not to spew all over my dick i noticed another heinus piece of shit jay-walking... A FUCKIN MUM with a FUCKING BABIE cunt tits shit fuck. I immediatly called the police and flashed my tits but im afraid it was tooooooo late, they had crossed the road.

Since then i have seen many a jay-walker cross the road and every time it makes me shit, but untill we get some solid enforcement looks like things are gonner get fucked up.

gnarley person of the week

if your a seriously gnarley dooooooooood then you will of course have heard of bear grylls. if not then go die. what makes ol' grylls worthy of gnarely person of the week?

he eats his poo and drinks his wee.

fuckin' gnarley.

My 'Urban Dictionary' Werd of the Day

To bring another completely irrelevent and pointless ongoing blog to 'GNARLEY SHIT', i will choose my favourite URBAN DICTIONARY word on the totez randomz occasion. So please enjoy some new editions to your vocabulary.

CRISCO TWISTER- Overly lubed sexual intercourse. eww

Listen up cunts!

Right! New to gnarley shit and blogging in general, I'll be filling you in with random shit (that's also gnarley) and as a request by the boss, a very very very special financial report that shows how i spend me moolah. Don't like that? Then fuck off! Jizzy P out.

coldsore

you wanna talk about fucken shit, fuck fuck shit, get you self a fucke cold sore and post a bloody blog about it.
Then go jump over bits of plastic with a clan of rightest fucken sports jocks and run 200metres andb suck your own ass.

What a Pile

2010, without doubt, is the start of a fuck load of 'GNARLEY SHIT'. After this blog you will continue to read a ridiculous amout of shit come out of my mouthh regarding drugs, beers and filthy weekends. But i hope you all continue reading this gnarley as shit blog to enjoy all the fucked shit that happens between friday and monday morning... So next time you are at a wild party, skull 100 beers, pull 30 cones(you dont have to) and slay at least one 25 year old teacher from the pub(sorry JJ). GNARLEY SHIT.

now its GNARLEYSHIT

gnarley shit is set to get a whole lot shitter.....

sucking on your guitar

fuck man i was suck on my guitar, that hole at the bottom of it that only weenie muffins no the name of, and i sucked out fuck guitar shit and ass juice.