Fucking Apollo Bay

What a terrific way to kick start the GNAR season (holidays). I imagined going on a 3 fucking hour bus ride to some gay shit town where everyone watches bad bands play horrible music and check out pre teen sprouters (actually, that last bit is pretty boss) would be fun. My imaginations had decieved me. After a weekend in Apollo Bay 'checkin' the mad vibes', i realised it actually was a 2 and a half hour fucking bus ride. A bit better. Except half the passengers were smoking DMT playing muzz tek on their phones. The only thing that stopped me from necking myself was listening to Kreg's stories of Chap lappin'. And by the way Ludakreg turned 18. Anyway, at the end of it all, it was pretty shit...and a little bit GNARLEY. Also i spewed in my own jumper and on myself. eww.