Some bored old fucks get really anoyed about jay-walking, usually the three triple oh or bearded bald 60 year old horny freaks.
Well ive got fucking heavy news for all you old cheese dicks, there is a new enemy in the law abiding v j walk-stand off, and you aint gonner get hard over it.
This has all came to me as i have been recently not going to home group. Yes thats right i pulled the weenie mum fed me for breakfast out of my tight ass hole and gulped it down and waged the fuck out of home group......... SO WHAT? as any smart fucker who can do their timetables would have figured out by now, is that in order to wag any old piece of shit you have to not turn up for it; with home group you have to turn up late to school.
So off i went waging homegroup, scratching my balls, beat boxing, the fucking usual when i notice something so disgusting itll make your nipples scream "1Lly!!!". An old man with breasts like over cooked muffins was jay-walking.
Well ive got fucking heavy news for all you old cheese dicks, there is a new enemy in the law abiding v j walk-stand off, and you aint gonner get hard over it.
This has all came to me as i have been recently not going to home group. Yes thats right i pulled the weenie mum fed me for breakfast out of my tight ass hole and gulped it down and waged the fuck out of home group......... SO WHAT? as any smart fucker who can do their timetables would have figured out by now, is that in order to wag any old piece of shit you have to not turn up for it; with home group you have to turn up late to school.
So off i went waging homegroup, scratching my balls, beat boxing, the fucking usual when i notice something so disgusting itll make your nipples scream "1Lly!!!". An old man with breasts like over cooked muffins was jay-walking.
Wilst i was trying to not to spew all over my dick i noticed another heinus piece of shit jay-walking... A FUCKIN MUM with a FUCKING BABIE cunt tits shit fuck. I immediatly called the police and flashed my tits but im afraid it was tooooooo late, they had crossed the road.
Since then i have seen many a jay-walker cross the road and every time it makes me shit, but untill we get some solid enforcement looks like things are gonner get fucked up.
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