When you're sitting in class and you're and you have a pencil and a blank page in front of you, what do you do? School work? Wrong. You draw penises. Now drawing willies and bellsecks is all normal and part of every young boy's life growing up. It's not deviant or means that you're a pervert or homosexual. The boss gave me a list that some have contributed to of weiners to draw in my free time. Here are some off that list.Swastika cock.
don't you hate it when you watch something and afterwards think you just wasted 90 mintues of your fucking life on this piece of shit? this movie is one of those. now i like a good 1980s horror movie they are all pretty crap but as long as they have lots of tits and gore than who cares? the howling failed to deliver on all these terms. instead of beoobs and people getting their tongues ripped out through their asses we get about 90 minutes dedicated to boring the absolute shit out of us. like seriously, this could have been a rad 90 mintues of nakede chicks getting eaten and shit. according to the opening credits this is based on some book. so it MUST be good right? the writers should have actually said to themselves "hey this has got barely any naked chicks or violence. we gotta fix this." there are some nakedness, but that only includes a rape porno scene and some werewolf chick with a hairy minge. you can't wank to that. i had ma willie flopped out and it was limp throughout. on the positive side the special effects are pretty cool WHEN THE FUCKING WEREWOLVES ACTUALLY APPEAR which is pretty much the last 20 minutes. the start is also kinda cool i guess. but the rest is shit, the acting cheesy but not cheesy enough that its funny, characters don't run while the werewolf transforms, which takes about 10 fucking minutes. this movie is shit. fuck it. fuck it hard.
p.s. the financial report is dead. drawing willies are in.
Nights dont get much more Gnarlier than 'GOD SAVE THE FIEND' at the weekend, just thought i would say. Seeing as this bogus blog has no actual subject matter to blog about, finding something interesting to post comes as rare as David Guetta on MS, which isnt very rare anymore.HA. Way too many brain cells were destroyed on Her Majestys B'Day. No Gnarley Shit post would be complete without a shout out to one of the boys, so HAPPY BIRTHDAY STANG BABY!!! we all love you and your lanky physique, who partied harder than any other at the NASH. Here is a video i KNOW you will enjoy...
around saturday, when i was supposed to being working on that media folio or read that book for literature, i watched a movie called Black Dynamite. FACT: blaxploitation movies will always be boss. solid. blaxploitation movies are all about bad motherfuckers that take no jive from no turkey. especially THE MAN. the man sells crack to orphans, kills babies and gives brothers small penises. so when the man takes out black dynamites brother, he is all on the scene to bring justice to the killers, all the way to the top. you dig?
this movie is boss. no better word for it. you are actually more of a man after seeing it. just get a ruler and put it next to your weiner before and after watching and see if there isn't a difference. the movie is all about old school astheisics and it would be forgiven to think this was actually made in the 70s, the era of blaxploitation. a satire, as well as a tribute, comedy reigns supreme. try not to laugh at a scene where a kid trys to buy crack off black dynamite. the dialogue is all ryhming, smooth talk and the technical errors present in the old blaxploitation are shown here in all there hilarity (one scene shows a boom mike over black dynamites head and he keeps looking at it awkwardly).
so everyone, i highly recommend this movie. watch it and then show your friends. Black Dynamite gives you 'ooooooooooooooooo!'
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