don't you hate it when you watch something and afterwards think you just wasted 90 mintues of your fucking life on this piece of shit? this movie is one of those.
now i like a good 1980s horror movie they are all pretty crap but as long as they have lots of tits and gore than who cares? the howling failed to deliver on all these terms. instead of beoobs and people getting their tongues ripped out through their asses we get about 90 minutes dedicated to boring the absolute shit out of us. like seriously, this could have been a rad 90 mintues of nakede chicks getting eaten and shit.
according to the opening credits this is based on some book. so it MUST be good right? the writers should have actually said to themselves "hey this has got barely any naked chicks or violence. we gotta fix this." there are some nakedness, but that only includes a rape porno scene and some werewolf chick with a hairy minge. you can't wank to that. i had ma willie flopped out and it was limp throughout.
on the positive side the special effects are pretty cool WHEN THE FUCKING WEREWOLVES ACTUALLY APPEAR which is pretty much the last 20 minutes. the start is also kinda cool i guess. but the rest is shit, the acting cheesy but not cheesy enough that its funny, characters don't run while the werewolf transforms, which takes about 10 fucking minutes. this movie is shit. fuck it. fuck it hard.
p.s. the financial report is dead. drawing willies are in.
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