around saturday, when i was supposed to being working on that media folio or read that book for literature, i watched a movie called Black Dynamite. FACT: blaxploitation movies will always be boss. solid. blaxploitation movies are all about bad motherfuckers that take no jive from no turkey. especially THE MAN. the man sells crack to orphans, kills babies and gives brothers small penises. so when the man takes out black dynamites brother, he is all on the scene to bring justice to the killers, all the way to the top. you dig?
this movie is boss. no better word for it. you are actually more of a man after seeing it. just get a ruler and put it next to your weiner before and after watching and see if there isn't a difference. the movie is all about old school astheisics and it would be forgiven to think this was actually made in the 70s, the era of blaxploitation. a satire, as well as a tribute, comedy reigns supreme. try not to laugh at a scene where a kid trys to buy crack off black dynamite. the dialogue is all ryhming, smooth talk and the technical errors present in the old blaxploitation are shown here in all there hilarity (one scene shows a boom mike over black dynamites head and he keeps looking at it awkwardly).
so everyone, i highly recommend this movie. watch it and then show your friends. Black Dynamite gives you 'ooooooooooooooooo!'
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