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*note: jack johnson is the code name for another person with the initials JJ. 'tis the hour of the one they call 'jack johnson'. 'tis the hour to celebrate all things the one they call 'jack johnson' hath gaven us. The loving of all those vajajays doth bring happyness to thy heart. The mature lady hath he christen in thy infamous 'Bungalow'. All thy green rooms he has riden. 'tis the hour to celebrate the 18th birthday of the one they call 'jack johnson', 'tis the hour to buy thy 'jack johnson' a beer or duece. In honour of the one they call 'jack johnson', get down and party with thy 'jack johnson' this end of week. Get filthy wherever you may be, for this weekend, the one they call 'jack johnson' will be with me. Shall i do all these chores to please thy 'jack johnson'? I shall! You shall too! GET GNARLEY FOR THY 'JACK JOHNSON'!