Have You Ever?

Have you ever been at school, hanging out, when you see a really good looking gal with huge bazongas? And then decide to venture into the toilet cubicle for some alone time...? Well if you have your a freak and are way too gnarley for my tastes, but lets talk seriously. I know full well that on this blog its not customary to 'PROMOTE' music,( like MGMT's new album in stores now at all good retail stores check it out only 24.95 check it out c'mon do it) but it has to be noted that this weekend (or thursday to be precise) is a pretty special night on most peoples calendar. 'Cookoos Nest' will be headlining the nash for the very first time in only their second gig, and hope fully they will be as pissed as ever. I feel like a bit of a douche saying this but they really do us at GNARLEY SHIT proud. Dont forget the red apple band either. Just before i hit it, have you ever been driving down the highway only to see a dead parrot? And decided to wrap it up in a Mcdonalds paper bag and put it in somebodys letter box? Well then your me.