i had the choice of doing two different blog entries. one of them was an angry hate filled attack on FUCKING PREGNANT TEENAGE SMOKER BOGAN CUNTS WHO SHOULD BE SHOT if only they weren't pregnant*. the other was 20 minutes of true fear that delves into the worlds deepest realms of evil darkness. this is that blog.
my home is a lovely place where i can eat bacon toasties and rap about how gay my 'roomate' is. at approximately 1pm after i woke i went into the shower. all was going wel as i was rapping about how good my bacon toastie will be when i looked up and in the very corner of the bathroom was a MOTHERFUCKING SPIDER. a big hairy motherfucker with eight fucking legs and eight fucking eyes and fucking a million hairs over its fucking body. the eight legged cunt began to make its way to the fucking towel rack. for reasons that i cannot remember i turned the water off and the spider stopped opposite the door off the shower which was right next to the exit of the bathroom. i was fucking trapped. for 8 minutes the spider didn't move, psychologically totrturing me with its mind games. i opened the shower door but the spider went into fuck you up position. for another 8 minutes the little fucker started to move. it eventually made its way back to the corner of the bathroom and i fucking got the fuck out of there not before flashing my penis at it.
such a heinous ordeal will not go forgotten. that spider cunt thinks its won but shit is gonna get fucked up. ima get the vaccum cleaner and a shitload of mortien and go medival on it ass. let that be a warning to spiders everywhere. stay the fuck out of Jizzy P's crib.
*i wll bring the teenager pregnant smoker entry soon
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