revenge is a dish best served not retarted. read and learn.

you think you know retarded? you think you know the depths of absurd, idiotic and fucked up? let me tell you a story of a stupid girls stupid revenge plan against a slightly-not-as-stupid-but-still-pretty-stupid-and-also-pretty-ugly guy.
first off, we'll call these two mr and mrs x, even though they're not married but thats not the point. mr and mrs x are quite frankly the worse couple ever. they constantly fight with each other and when they're not, they are macking on and dry humping like a combo of hamsters and horny fucking little 13 year old pre-teen cunts. they get saliva on each others face and everything its disgusting. and they do it in front of everyone. however not so long ago things were taken further out of hand and mr and mrs x split for good. thank god. but now for some stupid reason mrs x is getting her rags on mr x and spreading rumours about herself being pregnant (or pregas as her bogan vocab expresses) with mr x's baby. quite frankly it would be the ugliest shit on the fucking planet so no one wants this satanic little cunt born. mr x claims that he didn't even blow his load in the condom (the bastard prooved it when he showed me the condom he discarded into the garden of one of mrs x's neighbours) and mrs x's 'slight associates' tell me that she was on the pill. if this baby s real mr x would be the unluckiest fuck ever.
the truth is mrs x is not 'pregas' and mr x is still a dirty ugly prick. i am not siding with anyone as simply thinking about there 'act of love' or there devil spawn makes me want to munt my guts up. however what REALLY gets on my fucking tits is a fatal flaw in mrs x's retarded plan. whilst me and mrs x's 'slight associates' were delving into the 'facts' surounding her pregnancy we discovered a hole in her plot. THE MOTHERFUCKING BITCH STILL SMOKES. now if the baby was real this would have become truly fucked up and i might have gotten ma 9mm and popped some and caps in her fat ass (after she had the 'baby' i'm not a fucking kid killer like mrs fucking x). but the fucking retarded part is that she is unashamed of smoking while preggos and thinks her baby will be fine and in the meanwhile gets mrs x gets drunk and fucks 50 koalas, all of which could end up in her munting up the already dead fetus.
now that her already fucking stupid plan has been foiled mrs x still continues to pretend she is preggos when cleary shes just fat and retarded. let that be a lesson to all girls. don't do the stupid shit that mrs x does and dont be as retarted as her. and a lesson for all the guys? dont be as ugly and dumb as mr x. or Jizzy P will get you.